The neighbour’s wife

Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.

How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing

Conversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!

Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.