Q: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage The virus has not goneOne day God erased a husband’s memory and asked, Do you remember anyone now? The husband told his wife’s name. God smiled and said, the virus has not gone even after formatting.
Marriage Marriage is like a public toiletMarriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
Marriage Whenever I dreamWife to her hubby, Whenever I dream, I see your face. Husband : No wonder, I always wake up screaming!
Marriage Interviewer: What is the best thingInterviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.
Marriage Alcohol is the worst thing in theAlcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying – I love you to his own wife!
Marriage When I’m goneHusband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!
