An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.
Wife: I think… Husband: Exactly! Wife: But I haven’t said anything yet! Husband: Doesn’t matter… You are right!
The relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.
A Happiest man is one, Whose daughter is on Femina’s cover, Son on India Today, Girlfriend on Playboy, And, Wife in the missing column of a newspaper
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Secret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!