An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage If you keep losing your hairWife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!
Marriage The neighbour’s wifeQ: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.
Marriage Your wallet was getting fatDear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife
Marriage Marriage is like a casinoMarriage is like a casino. You go in all excited and optimistic, And you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself!
Marriage A husband said to his wifeAfter a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
Marriage When you touch to feelWhen you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!
