There was a lover who once said

Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, Wives

Written behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!

The government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage

Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Husband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!