There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Some women are so concernedSome women are so concerned about their husband’s happiness that they hire a private detective to find out as to who is responsible for it!
Marriage Secret formula for married couplesSecret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!
Marriage Why are wives more dangerousWhy are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
Marriage Marriage is what actually comes upCourtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!
Marriage Men want three qualities in wivesMen want three qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home and economist in Bed.
Marriage Woman’s punishmentEver since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!
