A little girl was frantically praying

A retired sergeant was asked: Well, how do you like civilian life? Terrible, he said gruffly, all those people around and nobody in charge!

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me, you have been holding the phone for more than 45 minutes and you haven’t spoken even a single word. Man inside: Sir I’m talking to my wife.

3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton and the 3rd one Apple iphone.

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !

A teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.