A little girl was frantically praying

Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.

Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.

look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweet like ME and nut like you.

Who is a Psychiatrist? A qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, which your spouse gives you for free, daily.

Little birds in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don’t mind and you don’t cry, You just thank God that cows don’t fly.