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Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Extremely Important News!!! : Dear friends, Do not eat Ferrero Rocher or Cadbury Chocolates, and Haagen Daaz and Ben and Jerry Ice Creams or Magnum products… … WITHOUT ME.
How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily. I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.
What’s the difference between wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Extremely Important News!!! : Dear friends, Do not eat Ferrero Rocher or Cadbury Chocolates, and Haagen Daaz and Ben and Jerry Ice Creams or Magnum products… … WITHOUT ME.
How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily. I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.
What’s the difference between wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Extremely Important News!!! : Dear friends, Do not eat Ferrero Rocher or Cadbury Chocolates, and Haagen Daaz and Ben and Jerry Ice Creams or Magnum products… … WITHOUT ME.
