How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissingMarriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Why are wives more dangerousWhy are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
Marriage Burn the body and bury the ashMan receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Marriage A man who surrendersA man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Marriage Never criticize your husband’sNever criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.
Marriage A woman learning to drive to herA woman learning to drive to her husband, But I don’t know what to do! Husband: Just imagine that I’m driving!
Marriage There’s a way of transferringThere’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage
