Love me and I will move

I love to Work but I don’t Work. It’s simply because if I do Work, it gets finished, and how can I finish something that I love so much! Be lazy, think crazy!

Human-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair, Gold in Teeth, Sugar in Blood, Precious Stones in Kidney, And a never ending supply of Gas!

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

Roses are red violets are blue, monkeys like you should be kept in zoo. Don’t feel angry you will find me there too, not in cage but laughing at you.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, You have always been a headache!

I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?