A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.
Every tear is a sign of cutting onions, Every silence is a sign of zero balance, Every smile is a sign of daily brushing! Life is so simple. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations!
A rabbit runs and jumps and lives only for 15 years. A turtle doesn’t run, does nothing, yet lives for 100 years. Moral: Exercise is hell! Just sleep well!
A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.
Every tear is a sign of cutting onions, Every silence is a sign of zero balance, Every smile is a sign of daily brushing! Life is so simple. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations!
A rabbit runs and jumps and lives only for 15 years. A turtle doesn’t run, does nothing, yet lives for 100 years. Moral: Exercise is hell! Just sleep well!
A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.
