A telecom operator went to a doctor to get a cure of diarrhea(loose motions).
Dr: What’s your problem?
Operator: Unlimited free outgoing with a variety of ring tones!
At a railway station, a beggar meets another beggar while a software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other, ‘So, which platform are you working on?’
Fantastic message by a son-in-law: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children, I m living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement
