Women are like phones

My friends always use to say, There’s plenty of fish in the sea. But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!

All Husbands are like Bluetooth, Always connected when wife is around, But, The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching for the new Devices.

A Happiest man is one, Whose daughter is on Femina’s cover, Son on India Today, Girlfriend on Playboy, And, Wife in the missing column of a newspaper

Alcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying – I love you to his own wife!

My friends always use to say, There’s plenty of fish in the sea. But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!

All Husbands are like Bluetooth, Always connected when wife is around, But, The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching for the new Devices.