Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called? Pappu: I don’t know. Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called? Pappu: They are called Germs.
A study by a Canadian anthropologist demonstrated that 97 percent of women shut their eyes during a kiss but only 37 percent of men did. The late actor Anthony Quinn had an explanation, ‘Many a husband kisses with his eyes wide open. He wants to make sure his wife is not around to catch him.’
Who is a Psychiatrist? A qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, which your spouse gives you for free, daily.
