Similarity between Media and Wife

Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.

True friends stand behind you during your bad times. Do you want a proof? Check out your marriage album. you will find that all your friends standing behind you

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage

What’s the difference between Poetry and Essay? Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay.

Courtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.