Advice to India’s Youth: If you want to change the country, do it now. Once you get married, you won’t be able to change even the TV channel!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Great people talk about ideasGreat people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others and legends never talk, they send SMS.
Funny Girls are always incomplete withoutWoman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls are always incomplete without boys.
Funny You are probably a womanFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.
Funny Person tells 4 lies per dayIn this World: On an average, a person tells 4 lies per day….1460 in a year!! and the most common LIE is……… ‘I AM FINE!’
Funny A foolish man tells a woman toA foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !
Funny A person urgently needsPlease pass this SMS to all your friends. A person urgently needs three bottles of…. . . . . . . . Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It’s urgent Cell no and name is as displayed