In this World: On an average, a person tells 4 lies per day….1460 in a year!! and the most common LIE is……… ‘I AM FINE!’Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Remember to remember meRemember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.
Funny American LifestyleAmerican Lifestyle: Daughter: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday. Forgot to invite you. Dad: You naughty girl! It’s OK but don’t forget me next time!
Funny A little girl was frantically prayingA little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!
Funny Only once in your lifeOnly once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!
Funny A ‘Bullet’ may have your name on itA ‘Bullet’ may have your name on it, But a ‘Grenade’ is addressed to . .. … …. Whomsoever it may Concern!
Funny I snip off customers’ earsCustomer: Your dog seems very fond of watching you cut my hair. Barber: Quite right, Sir! Sometimes, I snip off customers’ ears.
