Some people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Wives like that are hard to getMan: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Marriage A relationship without trust isA relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.
Marriage I should have married a devilWife: I should have married a devil. Even, he would have made a better husband than you. Husband: But honey, marriage between relatives is morally considered wrong in our culture!
Marriage A wife is often referred to asA wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!
Marriage Husband before leaving for officeHusband before leaving for office to his angry wife, Have a Nice Day! Wife: Don’t tell me what to do!
Marriage She’s probably slightly upsetYou can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.
