Since my wife found it in my car

Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.

My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I’ll be successful and if I don’t reach my goal, I’ll still be successful.

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!

Nurse: Doctor, the man You have just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!

Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.

My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I’ll be successful and if I don’t reach my goal, I’ll still be successful.