A foolish man tells a woman to

Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!

I didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!

It takes patience to keep a nagging wife, fortune to keep an ambitious wife, four eyes to keep a pretty wife.

A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down? Man or woman?, asked the applicant!

What would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple. Confused…? I knew you would be!

Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that majority of the men have started loving their own wives!