Interviewer: What is the best thing

A wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

The government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!

Written behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!

A wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.