Whom do you love more

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.

Every unmarried girl looks for Mr. Charming. And after a few years of married life, she becomes unsecured and doesn’t want him to look charming. It’s damn weird!

Irritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!

God thought that since He couldn’t be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn’t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.

I was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!