Listening to your WAGs is like

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.

When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!

What’s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation, the husband gets time to hide his money!

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.

When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!