Thinking on toes:
When mom asks, Whom do you love more, me or your wife.
Smart answer: I don’t know Mom, but your love makes me forget my Wife, and her love and care reminds me of you.
The difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable, while the other is just having a baby!
Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home and economist in Bed.
