Thinking on toes:
When mom asks, Whom do you love more, me or your wife.
Smart answer: I don’t know Mom, but your love makes me forget my Wife, and her love and care reminds me of you.
Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone… After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their ‘maids’!
Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’ Mummy: No sometimes they start with, ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!’
