A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was. However, the granny did not know her age.
The kid said to the granny, Don’t stress, read from your panty label, mine is written 2-3 years!
Commerce joke: Do you know why in a couple’s photo man is on the right side and woman on the left? Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!
Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.
At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
There are four animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed and of course a donkey to pay her bills!!
A women’s prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!
Please pass this SMS to all your friends. A person urgently needs three bottles of…. . . . . . . . Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It’s urgent Cell no and name is as displayed
Commerce joke: Do you know why in a couple’s photo man is on the right side and woman on the left? Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!
Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.
At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
There are four animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed and of course a donkey to pay her bills!!
A women’s prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!
Please pass this SMS to all your friends. A person urgently needs three bottles of…. . . . . . . . Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It’s urgent Cell no and name is as displayed
Commerce joke: Do you know why in a couple’s photo man is on the right side and woman on the left? Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!
Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.
