Men are very kind

A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girlfriend? He replied: The next one! Always aim high and continuously improve your performance.

Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!

Waitress, shouted the impatient diner, Do I have to sit here and starve all night? Waiter: No Sir, we close at 9 o’clock.

Break-up Letter: When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke-up, I think it’s time you keep your promise!

You are thousands of miles away from me, still I’m watching your every movement on three different channels: Pogo, Cartoon network and Animal planet. Thanks to media

Someday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.