A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that? Not if I can help it, replied the woman.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
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Funny The first half of our lives isThe first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.
Funny Getting married on a FridayDo you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
Funny I hate when people tell meI hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don’t you think I would have done that already?
Funny A firefighter addressing theA firefighter addressing the High School students. Firefighter: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Students: No. Firefighter: Good!
Funny She caught me kissing my wifeBoss to his Friend: The times are really bad… my Secretary resigned yesterday. Friend: Why? Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!
Funny Just to get away from youI would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you
Funny The first half of our lives isThe first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.
Funny Getting married on a FridayDo you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
