Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!
Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
The relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage
There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!
What is the similarity between Media and Wife? Till they don’t share the same news at least 100 times, they really don’t sit quietly!
Dear Ladies, If your man says he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it!