Marriage Man, The Master of WomenProspective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Marriage Chess reflects the statusChess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!
Marriage Every wife is likeEvery wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.
Marriage She’s probably slightly upsetYou can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.
Marriage Wives like that are hard to getMan: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Marriage The relationship between husbandThe relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.
Marriage There’s a way of transferringThere’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage
Marriage There was a lover who once saidThere was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!
Marriage Similarity between Media and WifeWhat is the similarity between Media and Wife? Till they don’t share the same news at least 100 times, they really don’t sit quietly!
Marriage If your man says he’ll fixDear Ladies, If your man says he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it!