While in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife’s HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS….
Son-in-law to his father-in-law: Dear Dad, I deeply regret taking Petrol Car in dowry, please take your daughter or the car back. Can’t afford both! Regards
Some women are so concerned about their husband’s happiness that they hire a private detective to find out as to who is responsible for it!
You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.
Every unmarried girl looks for Mr. Charming. And after a few years of married life, she becomes unsecured and doesn’t want him to look charming. It’s damn weird!
Why shouldn’t wives treat their husbands as ATM machines? Even husbands treat them as washing machines, dish washers and vacuum cleaners!
The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent… Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait. Let me count!
Secret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!
Two theories to argue with wife : 1. If she is right then be fair to her and keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself and keep quiet!