Funny

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging and Competition improves service!

A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!

A management student hugged a girl. The surprised girl, What was that? The boy replied, Dear, it’s direct marketing. The girl slapped the boy. Boy: What’s this? Girl: That’s customer’s feedback.

A motorist was helping his extremely fat victim to rise. Couldn’t you have gone around me? growled the victim. Sorry, said the motorist, sadly. I wasn’t sure whether I had enough gasoline!

A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave.

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby’s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

A Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? The Student replies: Father-in-Law

A little boy opens the door and looks at his sister’s boy friend and asks innocently, Every day you come to meet my sister, don’t you have your own sister?

A little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!