Funny

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Men are very kind and women not necessarily so. Proof? Most of the women don’t like to help an unknown man but all men are always ready to help any unknown woman!

In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.

It’s the thing that satiates your mind, body and soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere. It’s called . .. … Prayer! May God bless your naughty mind!

If you love something set it free. If it doesn’t come back, . .. … …. hunt it down, hit it with a stone and drag it back home!

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip… take out your… book from your bag and study!

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them your age…

How do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!