An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!
Gender Discrimination, Cow dung is Holy, While Bull Shit is not. And female think we don’t respect them.
Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don’t have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?
Finally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!
Do you know why women love to send SMS? Because it forces men to read stuff they would never listen to in person!
Human-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair, Gold in Teeth, Sugar in Blood, Precious Stones in Kidney, And a never ending supply of Gas!
Statistics show that 25% of women in the world are on medication for mental illness… That’s bloody scary, it means 75% are moving around with no medication at all!
Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.
Man: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?