Scientists discovered that beer contains female hormones. To prove this, they gave 3 men 12 pints. Suddenly they talked shit, gained weight and couldn’t drive. Funny
Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet moments and fantastic people like me. Enjoy it! Funny
I am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light! Funny
Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure. Funny
Great Saying: Practice makes man perfect. Then what about women? . .. Don’t strain yourself so much. They’re born perfect! Funny
Come like a sprinter, Sit like a yogi, And go like a king. . .. … …. It’s not about life… This was written on a toilet door! Funny
On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there? Funny
If couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’. Funny
I’m getting tired of writing Sent from my iPhone at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just . .. … …. get an iPhone! Funny
Remember these two words, it will open many doors in life. . .. … …. 1. Push 2. Pull Impressed? You see I’m born genius! Funny
