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Beer contains female hormones

Scientists discovered that beer contains female hormones. To prove this, they gave 3 men 12 pints. Suddenly they talked shit, gained weight and couldn’t drive.

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Life is full of beautiful things

Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet moments and fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!

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Why do men fart more often

Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

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I am on a light diet

I am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!

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Practice makes man perfect

Great Saying: Practice makes man perfect. Then what about women? . .. Don’t strain yourself so much. They’re born perfect!

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This was written on a toilet door

Come like a sprinter, Sit like a yogi, And go like a king. . .. … …. It’s not about life… This was written on a toilet door!

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Black boy very romantically asked

On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?

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If couples who are in love

If couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.

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I’m getting tired of writing

I’m getting tired of writing Sent from my iPhone at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just . .. … …. get an iPhone!

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You see I’m born genius

Remember these two words, it will open many doors in life. . .. … …. 1. Push 2. Pull Impressed? You see I’m born genius!

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